Never let it be said that I don't listen to my dear (anonymous) readers.
A member of the peanut gallery requested less football talk (I can promise to try, I suppose), and more particle physics.
How about I split the difference?
I think this old chestnut is the precise halfway point between guy talk and basement-of-the-science-building chat... although I could be wrong.
The Paper is Due on My Desk, Monday at Noon