... but I've chosen darkness.
What I meant to say is "I love you, but what are you doing inside, sitting in front of a computer"? Go spend some time with your family and your friends. That's (part of) what today's all about, isn't it?
Not the stinkin' Internet.
Go on. Get outta here!
Well, if you must stay... let me start by wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukkah.
And be sure to download (or at least listen to) Harry's theme song. It'll bring back memories.
Staying on the religious theme, check out one of the better Daily Show segments I've seen in some time. God Machine!!!
Moving away from the religious theme to Scientology (ahem), please enjoy this in-depth look at Scientology and Tom Cruise's involvement in it, courtesy of the Los Angeles Times.
Now... I know you don't care. But click on the photo gallery, on the right-hand side of the page... scroll through all the pictures, and watch as Scientology Comes Alive!
You want to learn, don't you?
Isn't "knowing half the battle"?
Finally, in the spirit of the season... may I suggest you give thanks for not having swallowed your cellphone?