If Sharon Stone were any... um... "oogier," she'd be Kim Cattrall.
As for me? I liked her best when she wasn't in the camera shot at all-- it was the time that her husband was getting his toe chomped on by a komodo dragon. Remember, kids?
Anyway, this link is definitely not safe for work: the adults-only, internet-only trailer for Basic Instinct 2 (what-- you didn't know this was coming?).
It couldn't possibly be Showgirls bad, could it?
On the same page, you'll find a Benny Hill overdub of the trailer, that seemingly came out seconds after the trailer was released.
It makes the eyes burn a little less... but only slightly.
If you need to be cleansed afterwards, might I suggest this?